4 août
Magicienne nue
Voici une magicienne qui va définitivement reléguer nos magiciens sur la touche. Et pour cause, dans ce tour de disparition de petit foulard rouge, Ursula Martinez fini complètement nue ! Regardez la vidéo si vous ne me croyez pas ! Un numéro qui a en tout cas beaucoup plu au public du festival Juste pour Rire de Montréal.
Vous pouvez aussi consulter son site pour en savoir plus sur elle mais vous n’y trouverez pas la vidéo.
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Posted by cyruss on 04.08.06 at 8:00
Warf c’est un peu à la limite du vulgaire à la fin mais c marrant. En tout cas ca m’étonne pas des canadiens
Posted by senzo on 04.08.06 at 8:00
cetait juste pour rire 2006?
Posted by bernardo on 04.08.06 at 8:00
aucune vulgarité pour moi , j’y vois au contraire beaucoup d’humour et de culot de la part de cette femme,
bravo
Posted by bertrand on 04.08.06 at 8:00
senzo : je ne sais pas quelle année c’est.
Posted by Robert - Hollande on 04.08.06 at 8:00
Tres bien, the best acht I have seen for a long time.
Posted by Robert - Hollande on 04.08.06 at 8:00
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Posted by chun on 04.08.06 at 8:00
pas ma!!!! lol
Posted by ikke on 04.08.06 at 8:00
Very, very nice act
Posted by phil on 04.08.06 at 8:00
lol une nouvelle facon de voir “rouge” hihi
exellent
Posted by Rick on 04.08.06 at 8:00
Elevates a striptease, demeans magic. Stick to stripping!
�lève un strip-tease, humilie la magie.
Posted by fey on 04.08.06 at 8:00
bravo et vive les magiciennes nue
Posted by Freneck on 04.08.06 at 8:00
Rien de vulgaire, tout est dans l’art de faire et surtout de defaire…
Posted by Dan on 04.08.06 at 8:00
Bravo l’artiste, beaucoup de talent, culot, humour et … courage ;o)
Posted by Jer on 04.08.06 at 8:00
What’s This?
Posted by bob-l-eponge on 04.08.06 at 8:00
J’aurais bien aime voir ca avec un lapin aulieu d’un foular rouge
Posted by Jean on 04.08.06 at 8:00
What a load of….
Not sexy, not funny, not clever, not a good dancer, crap magic…
I’ll stop there.
Posted by Jean on 04.08.06 at 8:00
What’s so new about either a badly performed strip show, or a crap disappearing handkerchief magic trick???
hmmmm, ehhhh, well, answer me?
I didn’t stop there…
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Posted by haha on 04.08.06 at 8:00
haha the french suck. I can teach a 5 year old how to do that.
Posted by JM on 04.08.06 at 8:00
Bold and funny.
Posted by Vod on 04.08.06 at 8:00
Funny how the french people all let a positive comment and almost all the english people let a negative one.
Posted by ew on 04.08.06 at 8:00
I guess thats what they call being on the reag
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Posted by Aroc on 04.08.06 at 8:00
Quote:
“Whatâ??s so new about either a badly performed strip show, or a crap disappearing handkerchief magic trick???”
Hmmmm seems to me that you must think of yourself as an expert in Exotic dancing and magic shows…
LOSER! I’ll stop there
Posted by Aroc on 04.08.06 at 8:00
Hmm the french suck eh, no, just their political leaders lol. But trust me, the french women, they are quite a differenct story. Atleast in my experience
looks like I didn’t stop there either
Posted by Samuel de Souza on 04.08.06 at 8:00
Fantástico, sem ser vulgar.
Posted by Samuel de Souza on 04.08.06 at 8:00
Uaauuuuuuuuuuu
Posted by Sam on 04.08.06 at 8:00
Great entertainment!!!
Janet Jackson should learn from you….
Posted by steve on 04.08.06 at 8:00
Good to see this hiqh quality of entertainment.Nevetheless, the star has a VERY horsey face, small breasts,narrow though the hips. Is this the best the French have got? Say it ain’t so!
Posted by me on 04.08.06 at 8:00
what’s with the stupid looks?
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Posted by Ry Ry on 04.08.06 at 8:00
Wow
Take a $5.00 cheap trick from a gag shop and combine it with someone who isn’t good enough to take her clothes off for money.
It’s not a wonder that this mundaine piece of crap didn’t make it on prime time. I wonder how many people were offended by her lousy dancing.
You want to make it in showbiz lady? Next time pull a miracle out of your ass and not a red silk tissue.
You gotta admit, she has guts though.
Posted by heicktopiertz on 04.08.06 at 8:00
‘’steve 15 août 2006 à 5:44
Good to see this hiqh quality of entertainment.Nevetheless, the star has a VERY horsey face, small breasts,narrow though the hips. Is this the best the French have got? Say it ainâ??t so!”
Well I have to say that Ursula Martinez sounds very very very french…lol it sounds a lot more american than french, may I say.
Je viens de Montréal en effet / I live in Montreal indeed!
You english folks lack some latin blood, you guys just sound soooooo prude!
Posted by Popof on 04.08.06 at 8:00
I am french and this show took place in Canada, so I’m not sure she was french! This suck, the show was a deep shit!!!
Posted by Oo on 04.08.06 at 8:00
… for information
Ursula comes from London, she is a comedian and she very often performs nude
Ursula vient de Londres, elle est comédienne et joue la plupart de ses spectacles nue (la nudité est son fond de commerce, elle a même posé avec ses parents, nus aussi !)
Bravo ! je salue son audace et son grand sens de l’humour, vu les commentaires, ce n’est pas forcément la chose la mieux partagée au monde…
Si vous voulez voir des sexy girls… rabattez-vous sur les sites qui dégorgent et en regorgent !
Posted by Paul on 04.08.06 at 8:00
English people are stuck up and french people can’t assume.
Yes it was in Montreal and it’s in the french part of Canada.
Not all show are good and Stenfield suck at that show*.
Juste pour rire / Just For Laugh
Posted by Joe on 04.08.06 at 8:00
I thought it was cool!
Posted by yorkie on 04.08.06 at 8:00
FYI: Ursula Martinez is a London-based writer and performer - so just because she’s doing this show in Montreal, it doesn’t mean she’s French. Criticize the show, but why criticize under the assumption that she’s French!
Posted by hmm on 04.08.06 at 8:00
I never knew Celine Dion did magic tricks.
Posted by Du Buc on 04.08.06 at 8:00
On a bien déjà eu Jean Marie Bigard nu dans un de ses sketchs mais là , bravo, d’abord c’est excellemment fait et de la part de cette femme à la plastique irréprochable qui se dénude tout en réalisant un tour de prestidigitation et sans faillir au rythme de la musique, c’est si j’ose dire culotté et remarquable.
Quant à la vulgarité où donc peut-on la voir, celle qu’on entend est souvent infiniment plus blessante.
L’hispano-londonienne Ursula Martinez est une excellente artiste, non seulement une bonne illusioniste mais encore un auteur, la nudité n’y change rien,Colette aussi avait su se débarrasser du tabou du corps.
Posted by Taamar on 04.08.06 at 8:00
Way to play the hell out of a single, tired magic trick! Sure, the magic sucks, and the dancing isn’t great, but sometimes you gotta work with what you have…
Posted by FrankM on 04.08.06 at 8:00
I like how just as she turns around topless they cut to a giant closeup of some fat bald sweaty guy. Way to kill the moment.
Posted by John on 04.08.06 at 8:00
Why does everyone call her French? The background says Montreal, which speaks French. Canada != France. I don’t even think this woman is from France anyway, so just calm down.
Posted by carmen on 04.08.06 at 8:00
bof,c’a m’a meme pas fait marrer, c un peu nul.Pas vulgaire mais nul.
Posted by lulu les dents blanches on 04.08.06 at 8:00
Pas vulgaire du tout. Cela nous change
des habituelles conneries que l’on a l’habitude de voir sur le Web.
Seuls les ‘prudes’ américains font semblant de l’être !
Posted by plagiats on 04.08.06 at 8:00
lame trick and poor show. but we have to admit she has courage.
vieux truc connu et mise en scène pauvre. mais il faut admettre qu’elle a du quoi, du quoi, bah oui du courage vous l’aviez compris.
mais quand même, tour de magie digne des soirées au camping, pas plus.
honnêtement je m’attendais à ce que sur le final le tour face “vous aviez cru que c’était le vieux truc dépassé du **** ***** que je faisais mal ? hein bien nan, pouf, en un éclair je suis rhabillée”.
honnestly I was expecting the show to be something like “you really thought this was so lame that I would use the **** ***** trick till the end ? well no, pouf, I’m dressed up!”.
0/20.
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Posted by CMP2 on 04.08.06 at 8:00
She is Good:)
Posted by Lalilu on 04.08.06 at 8:00
Ist das traurig wie man sich über so einen scheiÃ? ärgern kann.aber briten und franzosen….naja was will man erwarten.zum glück leben die briten auf ner insel.
Posted by Georges on 04.08.06 at 8:00
perso, je pense que Coperfield peut se rhabiller. Mdr
Posted by ANDREA on 04.08.06 at 8:00
Culottée cette femme mais c’est pas mal du tout .
Posted by Filippo on 04.08.06 at 8:00
MASSIMO RISPETTOOOOOOOOOO
Posted by Candy and Sparkle on 04.08.06 at 8:00
SParkle and I loved it.Ursela is funny and fun to watch. SParcle and I are both in Comedy and
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Posted by Silver on 04.08.06 at 8:00
Bravo!!…I think all magicians should be women…so much talent outhere….what’s next “Ursula”…mmmm I can only imagine
Posted by Candy and Sparkle on 04.08.06 at 8:00
Sparkle and I both loved Ursela.She was funny and fun to watch.We are both in comedy and we learned from her. She looked like she was having so much fun performing. This is Sparkle: She’s one funny ass bitch who knows how to shake her money maker! I’lll put my two bucks in her g-string anytime. Candy could learn a few tricks from this sassy limey wench. God save the queen!
Posted by Rob on 04.08.06 at 8:00
Man she is really ugly!
Posted by Mack on 04.08.06 at 8:00
Que les coincés aillent se faire voir. Je trouve son numéro sympa et original. Dommage que le numéro soit un peu osé a cause de lanudité pour passer à une heure de grande écoute, autrement, ça aurait mérité de passer à la télé. C’est bien mieux que la star Ac et autres niaiseries
Posted by Erik Thau-Knudsen on 04.08.06 at 8:00
I’m European & I liked the show. Ursula Martinez takes pride in being funny and show (off) her body. More of this kind, please!
Posted by Gungy on 04.08.06 at 8:00
Moi je peux dire que ça ma plu.Super de faire tout ça toute nue.Chapeau.
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Posted by Me on 04.08.06 at 8:00
A good entertainer no matter what her nationality.
Posted by Yeah on 04.08.06 at 8:00
Great act, too bad she is not the best looking gal.
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Posted by _partiqueb69 on 04.08.06 at 8:00
Premierement, Ursula Martinez n’est pas canadienne mais bel et bien Anglaise ( d’Angleterre ) et c’etait un des Galas Juste Pour Rire edition 2006. C’Etait pendant l’un des Galas de Arturo Brachetti. La prestation etait vraiment SUPER! Elle a un tres beau corps et elle sait comment s’En servir!! Bravo Ursula et si jamais elle reviens a Montreal, je serai au premier rang, GARANTIE!!!
Posted by no name on 04.08.06 at 8:00
Cool mais j’aurais préféré qu’à se sorte un embryon de la plote
Posted by terry jones on 04.08.06 at 8:00
The audience loved it. It’s all subjective. Everyone who commented here watched it in its entirety, what’s the problem? Those negative comments perhaps come from souls who haven’t travelled much. Whatever anybody says it takes courage to perform in front of groups *Well-done Ursula!*. Vulgar? Hah! I’d rather be entertained by you than watch the usual gory evening news.
Posted by nonsk de noumea on 04.08.06 at 8:00
C’est rock’n roll !!!!!
Posted by nonsk de noumea on 04.08.06 at 8:00
c’est rock’n roll !!!!
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Posted by Tata Micheline on 04.08.06 at 8:00
she might not be a californian silicon babe but she is hot
her breasts are perfect
Posted by Ronan on 04.08.06 at 8:00
Captivant
Posted by Charles Coffman on 04.08.06 at 8:00
Ursula is hilarious and supremely sexy. The trick is silly, but the staging is brilliant and it’s the silliness that makes it so pleasurable. She’s almost forty but isn’t afraid to flaunt her non-porn star body before the world — why knock her for that? It’s a witty performance and I loved it totally. The negative comments are coming from people who are uncomfortable with a woman who’s clever, uninhibited and makes fun of sexuality while reveling in it at the same time. Anyway she’s incredibly beautiful (her breasts are lovely)and anyone who says she isn’t has their head up their ass. This was a really fun and refreshing performance. Sorry so many don’t get Ursula’s sexy sense of humor and completely miss the point. They are their own worst punishment.
Posted by Charles Coffman on 04.08.06 at 8:00
Besides, the barrage of completely hostile and cruel comments prove what guts it takes to get up and do what she did. Ursula has more balls than any of you nay-sayers and xenophobes. Also a lot more class in my opinion. And she looks better naked than most women half her age. The audience went wild over this gorgeous and gifted creature — what’s wrong with the rest of you? She was impeccable, adorable and mesmerizing from start to finish!! Bravo Miss Martinez! And to all who posted appreciative remarks about her!
Posted by korbeau on 04.08.06 at 8:00
Ca me laisse perplexe car je me rappel tout l’émoi qu’a fait Maxime Martin a fait juste à s’avoir montré une couille… et là , à cause que c’est une femme, ça passe…
C’est fou ce que les médias selectent leur nouvelle
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Posted by Leo on 04.08.06 at 8:00
It may be a 5 yearold’s trick but what you fail to note is that by taking her clothes off, she made the normal trick impossible and that’s what made this an impressive trick:
There was no hiding place.
At least until the end, anyway?
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Posted by Ghist on 04.08.06 at 8:00
Cyruss…
Vulgaire… en 1875 peut-être bin mais pas en 2006.
Cyruss…
Ursula Martinez… J’ai comme l’idée que c’est plus Rep. Dominicaine ou du moins hispanique comme nom. Mais, des immigrés comme Mademoiselle, j’en prendrais des dizaines de milliards au Canada, Terre de nos aieux…
Posted by SYMRT on 04.08.06 at 8:00
Muito engraçado ! Mulher corajosa e de grande humor.
Posted by nicolapin on 04.08.06 at 8:00
wow, juste por rire, juste pour alluciné aussi, dingue !!!!!!!! :O
et bravo a ursula, faut avoir du cran pour se dénuder devant tout le monde comme ça ! du moin devant un public qui ne s’y attend pas du tout mdr
Posted by vero on 04.08.06 at 8:00
bonjour,
Vraiment géniale cette femme il faut avoir du courage pour faire cela. Et vraiment pas vulgaire a mon avis les personnes qui disent cela doivent etre jalouses de ne pas pourvoir en faire autant.
CHAPEAU A ELLe !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by Ich on 04.08.06 at 8:00
Es ist falsch, Franzose zu sein!
Al Bundy
Posted by fisch on 04.08.06 at 8:00
sopper esches!
Posted by Stef on 04.08.06 at 8:00
Ã? poils les magiciennes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by Jonathan on 04.08.06 at 8:00
le gala était celui de Peter McLeod (remarquez la voix de présentation à la fin du numéro) elle l’a refait dans celui d’Arturo brachetti mais sans la même réaction enthousiaste.
c’est pas vulgaire selon moi, très audacieux certes, et ca permet de replacer les gens dans leurs culottes un peu.
pour les imbéciles qui critiquent le physique de la femme, montez sur une scène nu et laissez-nous critiquer !
Posted by yo on 04.08.06 at 8:00
“haha the french suck. I can teach a 5 year old how to do that.”
that means you are a pedophile, you freak.
Posted by Kissy on 04.08.06 at 8:00
Châpeau pour la magicienne, il fallait oser !! le résultat est très réussi.
Posted by jojo on 04.08.06 at 8:00
moi je trouve que des personnes qui son capable de se vertir nu sur une scène c’est qu’il non pas de prudeur.
comme je peut voir ses juste des critère d’hommes, c’est sur eux aiment ca. hihihihihi
Posted by BAISEUR on 04.08.06 at 8:00
MOÃ? LA VEUX DANS MON LIT!!!!
Posted by BEDAINE on 04.08.06 at 8:00
JVEUX LA FOURRER
Posted by jojo on 04.08.06 at 8:00
mais prend la dans ton lit je te la donne hihihihihihi
Posted by jojo on 04.08.06 at 8:00
vous être juste une gagne d’épais hihihihi
Posted by Arrturro De Cohonez on 04.08.06 at 8:00
I liked “HankyPanky” very much.
Who wrote the music for Ursula’s show ?
Is it Henry Mancini score ? Anyone can help ?
—
Dear Ursula,
put more feminine magic in this gag
give less light
use less scarfs
slower the tempo
less soldier-stomping on the scene
and no horse-teeth smiles
…and you’ll be a Broadway Goddess
Some feather boa, fur or scarf should be very helpfull
Have you ever tried to make “HankyPanky” in kimono ?
your great fan
FOR MORE INFORMATION PLEASE VISIT:
http://www.ursulamartinez.com
Posted by john bull on 04.08.06 at 8:00
typical french woman, face like a horse.
Posted by Panda_Violet on 04.08.06 at 8:00
Je trouve qu’elle a vachement de cran pour faire ça… Bravo a elle =)
Posted by buzzard on 04.08.06 at 8:00
So many of you fools take this too seriously sit abck and relax and enjoy the show those of you that critize her looks and/or/talent/magic what do you do for a living? I knew she was not French from the beginning and what does that have to do with it great show Ursula you go girl, would love to see you in person get a life you old foggies (btw I am 46)
Posted by polo on 04.08.06 at 8:00
rien de vulguaire juste genialissime!!!
Posted by Richard on 04.08.06 at 8:00
I smiled from the minute she came on stage! It is a clever combination of sleight of hand and sex! The music made it better. Perhaps her magic is trivial to some, her stripping is lewd to others - The combination of good music, a good body, practiced magic and her smile- that makes it worth seeing!
Posted by georgio on 04.08.06 at 8:00
Pas mal, super, de l’humour et des couilles au cul.C’est sur pour les fustrés du cul sa bloc,normal il faut toujours de la critique ciao
Posted by daline on 04.08.06 at 8:00
bravo
Posted by grmojo on 04.08.06 at 8:00
“Good to see this hiqh quality of entertainment.Nevetheless, the star has a VERY horsey face, small breasts,narrow though the hips. Is this the best the French have got? Say it ainâ??t so!”
Seems like this guy hasn’t seen a naked woman in person, unless he walked in on his mom when she got out of the shower. The women that he sees are airbrushed, posed and in the pages of a magazine and viewed while using vast amounts of hand lotion. He’s never been laid!
Sure, the magic part could use some work. But it’s great comedy!
Posted by Sherpa on 04.08.06 at 8:00
Super* Times good idea
Posted by Stevo' on 04.08.06 at 8:00
I’m in total agreement with Charles Coffman. The guys with the critiques of her physique, with the negative comments, wouldn’t even have the nerve to drop their pants! The Balless wonders that you probably are. Let alone do a magic trick. Your best trick would be to disappear.
You had to watch it through, then to make a an unqualified negative remark, so, there must have been something about it you liked that kept you watching.
I liked her. French, Greek, German, Italian, Canadian, or red blooded American like me, WHO CARES!? She’s a WOMAN!
God bless ya Ursala.
And how the hell did you get it up there so fast!?
never mind.
Posted by Baschi on 04.08.06 at 8:00
It is nevertheless super show!
Es ist doch super Show!
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Posted by Laura db on 04.08.06 at 8:00
quote
MASSIMO RISPETTOOOOOOOOOO
quote/
ops, i think i know him…!!asd
anyway:
lol.
Posted by Jumbie on 04.08.06 at 8:00
EXCELLENT show..
Posted by Theo on 04.08.06 at 8:00
Funniest show I’ve seen in a long time, Ursula gave me a real belly-laugh.
Brava.
Posted by Old Fox on 04.08.06 at 8:00
Of course it is excellent. The woman is a creative artist making an ironic, comedic statement about theater and performing, facades and deception. Coffman got it right.
This lady is a lesbian and you know what lesbians like to do. They’d really rather not have to pick pubic hair out of their teeth. She’s made a great sacrifice for this act just to keep it out of the realm of pornography by not shaving her pussy.
She’s not trying to be a great beauty nor a sex object, nor a great magician. She is a comedian.
She took nothing (the gaff) and made something great out of it. Perfectly timed to the Pink Pussycat. Part of the joke.
I’d like to hear her interviewed.
Posted by neuneusk on 04.08.06 at 8:00
c’est quand meme bluffant!!!
Posted by Georgio on 04.08.06 at 8:00
Ursula Martinez est too much. Depuis le temps que je visionne Le Festival Juste pour rire. Et ben là , c’est
le Festival Juste pour se rincer l’oeil.
Posted by Charles Coffman on 04.08.06 at 8:00
Old Fox, you hit the nail on the head. This woman is such a great manipulator of the audience that they didn’t even realize what they were looking at by the end: a woman’s menstrual ritual displayed in front of everybody. The magic trick was just a pretext for a self-empowering celebration of femaleness that was scandalously subversive of what is permitted on stage by a woman. If she were not a consummate performer she couldn’t have gotten away with it, and as you said, she’s a comedian and creative artist. The magic stunt was the act itself, not the handkerchief trick, which was a satirical spoof of magicians who have to make elephants disappear on stage to get your attention. Ursula is a hell of a lot more interesting.
Posted by Helmut Porsche on 04.08.06 at 8:00
Pffff fastoche… moi je fais ça tout les matin avec mon papier Q…!
Posted by Ann on 04.08.06 at 8:00
Interesting show, for those of you with negative comments…..If you don’t have the guts to do someting “better” SHUT UP! And if you are so disgusted why are you watching?
Posted by Mike Dev on 04.08.06 at 8:00
Well like it or not ot got 110 commentaire, and if entertainment gets you talking maybe it’s art.
I thought it was fun.
Posted by tumbleweed on 04.08.06 at 8:00
Charles Coffman has a crush me thinks.
Pure magic!
Posted by farenfrance on 04.08.06 at 8:00
Moi aussi je suis magicien :
Elle vient chez moi, on baise et elle disparait
Posted by farenfrance on 04.08.06 at 8:00
gygiygyg
Posted by Roots on 04.08.06 at 8:00
OK: Ursula Martinez… that soundz french 0.o
Did anyone ear her say one french word?? She is just as french as poutine is japanese!! This is at just for laughs, and its one top comedy festivals in the world, meaning they get acts from everywhere in the world. This girl isnt a chick (altough id probably do her after 3 beers. And the act was more about how far will this girl go to try make us laugh, and at the end i did let go a chuckle.
And BTW: if you ever make it to montreal during this festival, have a look at our wemen in montreal, then make remarks about what quebec has to offer.
Posted by jennymac on 04.08.06 at 8:00
I love the Henry Mancini music. I normally do not care for strip tease, but she is so very talented and fun! Thanks for posting!
Posted by bella on 04.08.06 at 8:00
just like usual the engligh are so prude and negative!!! I’d like to see if most of you would have the guts to do that ….think not!!! Anyways i think she has a lot of guts to do that and i think it’s cool. She will for sure be known for that !!!
Posted by Mike on 04.08.06 at 8:00
A very entertaining routine. A mundane magic trick with an “old style” strip meant to entertain, which it did. So unfortunate that so many were critical of the features of the performer, which is not even relevant. I would hazard a guess that 99 % of the negative comments were made by people who themselves, see their nudity as disgusting, hence the put downs. While the performer may not be a true naturist, she has has an excellent self-concept, as do most naturists, regardless of thier physical lack of attractiveness. I wonder if those making negative comments are the same people who are biased against handicapped, the obese, and less fortunate souls so as tho make themselves feel better. It is actually a form of bullying!
Posted by rennug on 04.08.06 at 8:00
What does she do for an encore?
Posted by ppej on 04.08.06 at 8:00
j’ai trouvé ça osé et plutot fun, ça c’est une femme qui a des c……. .
Posted by Fabien on 04.08.06 at 8:00
Excellent !
Sacré rigolade. Elle n’a peut-être pas le physique d’un top model, mais elle a de l’humour et du courage à revendre. Chapeau bas !
Domage que l’on trouve toujours des hypocrites pour gacher la fête.
Posted by Jermaine Smith on 04.08.06 at 8:00
Grand Dieux ! Cela le plus de intersting la chose que je jamais ai vu ! Vous remercier Jean pour aider que me crois en la magie encore. Vous savez que vous devez venir la visite me dans Boston quelque temps !
Posted by Bozo on 04.08.06 at 8:00
Bravo Ursula
Faut le faire. J’ai trouvée çà drôle et très divertissant.
Posted by MOB on 04.08.06 at 8:00
Non mais… Sérieux vous en faites une histoire à savoir si elle est belle ou non… en ce qui me concerne c’est “the girl next door” c’est à dire qu’elle est normale… en plus vous capotez sur les messages que se laissent anglais et francais… depuis le temps qu’on vous le dit que les deux ne vont pas ensemble! et pour les ignorants qui ne savent pas encore, Montréal est une ville francophone à l’intérieur d’une province francophone (Québec) qui elle est à l’intérieur d’un pays “supposément bilingue” le Canada qui lui est dans un continent anglophone (l’Amérique du Nord)… Vous y comprenez de quoi? Anyways, la femme est d’origine espagnole et elle vit maintenant à Londre, une ville anglophone de l’autre coté de la manche de la France, un pays Francophone… plus ca change plus c’est pareil! et puis finalement… Bravo pour le numéro, puisque c,est de ça qu’on devrait parler, de l’audace des gens qui cherchent à nous faire oublier nos tracas!
Posted by Anonyme on 04.08.06 at 8:00
Want better one ?
http://www.parlez-en.ca/index.php?/archives/2388-Voila-le-sein-de-Lucie-Laurier-tant-convoite.html
Posted by motomania on 04.08.06 at 8:00
funny, the most comments in english written are negativ and these in french are positiv. and many of the english writers assume montreal = french spoken = france. sorry neighbours of the south, have you ever heard of canada, ay?
Posted by budgirl on 04.08.06 at 8:00
Je considère qu’elle a beaucoup de cran!Ce que je déplore c’est les commentaires ci-haut qui dénigrent les francais.Vous êtes peut-être anglophones mais avez-vous seulement remarqué son nom? C’est loin d’être francais!!!Le festival fait dans l’international aussi…
Posted by reman on 04.08.06 at 8:00
Good, Bad, or indifferent, I was entertained. That’s what it’s all about.
Posted by LG on 04.08.06 at 8:00
“Who wrote the music for Ursulaâ??s show?”
Is it Henry Mancini. “A shot in the dark”
Posted by tim on 04.08.06 at 8:00
it was enjoyable just simple entertainment for a change
Posted by Patrice on 04.08.06 at 8:00
Pour le moins ose et original.
Un bras d’honneur au coinces du conformisme et politiquement correct. Bravo les Francophones.
Posted by Old Fox on 04.08.06 at 8:00
Over at one of the Magician’s fora, there was overwhelmingly negative remarks about her magic technique being so obvious and so clumsy. But some people “got it.”
Commentary:
From the magician’s board:
Vince Hancock
Member
Member # xxxx
posted August 13, 2006 11:11 PM |
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In the spirit of cross-pollination:
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Originally posted by Richard Kaufman:
“neener-neener” ?
Is that when you put the tip of your thumb on your nose and waggle your other fingers in the direction of another person?
from Magic, Ego, Opinion and Truth
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I think the funny gesture mentioned above is precisely the kind of thing being misunderstood lately–whether issued by fellow magic enthusiasts or performance artists.
Clearly, everybody gets the harmless message of “neener-neener”* when it’s issued by one of the guys, but I wonder why the joke is missed by so many when it comes from a woman.
I don’t think the video clip of Ursula Martinez shows an incompetent magician, a goofy stripper or even a performer who’s trying to mix two genres. I’m not the first to say it, but it’s worth repeating; I think the clip shows a woman who’s publicly making fun of mediocre magicians.
A stereotypical, lousy magic act has a lot of mugging. It has a lot of exaggerated, impressed looks from the magician as each miracle is accomplished. If you add music, you may produce a monstrosity. Without any study of dance, the magician may very well attempt some moves. Luckily, head-bobbing and shoulder-hunching are two “safe” possibilites. For some magicians, this procedure may have mutated into instinct–we see somebody else do this goofy stuff and we recognize it as Natural Magical Motions.
If somebody wanted to mock lousy magicians, she would only have to exaggerate what is commonplace in magic. To really achieve that, she may have to go quite far, since absurd premises and preposterous climaxes…well that’s what she’s trying to ridicule, not imitate.
I would say that Martinez’s ridicule is fairly severe. Instead of rolling her eyes, like the average polite person, she’s taking aim at crass performance. Her hand-wiggling and mock-amazement doesn’t strike me as lousy technique–it looks more like ridicule of lousy technique.
As far as the stripping, it’s plain that she’s not even trying to appear sexy or alluring. The clothes simply come off. So much posturing and coy-lover power-trips are demonstrated in second-rate stage magic–one can only wonder to what sum it’s all supposed to add up.
Martinez’s “Hanky Panky” routine has stripped mediocre magic of all its pretensions: any suggestion of magic is gone (highlighted by “get this” elbow-ribbing and a pointless miracle), and any sincere or artistic body movements, be it dancing, flirting or smiling, are absent (replaced with pelvic-only motions, mocking looks and the nude, inexpressive body).
At basis, all you have left is a mechanical show, i.e. what an audience is given by a slapdash magic routine: a fantasy that has no connection to one’s wishes or hopes, and a performer that offers flash and shock in lieu of character or engagement.
Vince Hancock
*neener-neener (aka “Wenceslas Position”): See David Cerny’s excellent work on an idea originally conceived by Jean Hugard. In essence, the primary “neener” (possibly a corruption of the French non, jamais! prohibitive exclamation) constitutes the first phase of the traditional glide. The secondary “neener” is not merely the repositioning movement, as Braue famously argued, but a subtle, powerful variation that provides ultimate control.
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Bob Walder
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posted August 14, 2006 02:11 AM |
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Well…..yes, but - and here’s the point - it was FUNNY
I have show this to numerous people now - male and female - all muggles - and without exception they have all found it hilarious. There WERE all Brits though……
Bob
Posted by tinjam on 04.08.06 at 8:00
its a fake thumb …ffs
Posted by MELANIE on 04.08.06 at 8:00
I thought it was really good. She’s got a lot of guts doing something like that. She sure has a way of making people stop, look and listen…doesn’t she? I would say that she’s smart!!! She wasn’t vulgar or trying to be for that matter. It wasn’t about her tits and ass…
Posted by JohnW on 04.08.06 at 8:00
What a lot of whingers, just a bit of fun and all seemed to enjoy it. Hope Ursula comes to the UK
Posted by PIERRE YVES on 04.08.06 at 8:00
DES ANNÃ?ES LUMIERE SÃ?PARENT LA SALLE DE LA SCÃ?NE…
Posted by PIERRE YVES on 04.08.06 at 8:00
DES ANNÃ?ES LUMIÃ?RE SÃ?PARENT LA SALLE DE LA SCÃ?NE…
Posted by Ghis . Magic . on 04.08.06 at 8:00
Je suis magicien aussi ! C’est un truc effectivement vieux comme le monde … Mais avoué qu’il fallait le courage de le présenter , et un coup débuté .. trop tard pour reculer !
Je trouve la performance artistiques et audacieuse mais loin d’être vulgaire ! Combien de pièces de théâtre considèrées comme excellente y ont de la nudité .
C’est une très jolie femme , qui n’a pas beaucoup de défaut sur le corps , imaginé lorsqu’elle sera plus agées tout ce qu’elle sera en mesure de faire apparaître de tous ces plis . Je blague !
Bravo pour l’audace d’avoir présenté un truc aussi basic mais apporté de si belle façon , et bravo pour le courage d’avoir pousser l’Audace aussi loin . On es tous jaloux de ne pas y avoir pensé ou oser le faire avant !
Posted by runcible on 04.08.06 at 8:00
To settle the dispute over her nationality, Ursula is British - she comes from Croydon in South London and has appeared at many UK venues including the Edinburgh Festival as well as a number of international performances. She is not a stripper nor a magician she is a comedienne, writer, anarchist, lesbian and performer. As to the person who asked “what does she do for an encore?” - one of her other acts involves setting fire to various parts of her body (also done naked) She has also written, directed and performed in a number of stageplays to excellent reviews and has made two films. Her stuff is always controversial and one of her plays involves her interviewing her actual parents who also appear naked on stage.
As for those commenters who criticised either her magicianship, striptease abilities or physical characteristics, you have clearly missed the point. This show is obviously too grown-up for you - dont tax yourself by watching stuff like this - get back to the wrestling and monster truck smash ups.
Posted by JochenFUN on 04.08.06 at 8:00
très bien
Posted by Kathy on 04.08.06 at 8:00
Ursula Martinez fait partie du groupe La Clique de Londre et a fait ce numéro dans le cardre le festival Juste Pour Rire 2006 au Théatre St-Denis de Montréal. Même l’animateur de la soirée Peter McLoed était mal à l’aise de la présenter…Ce groupe a eu le résultat qu’il souhaitait car le lendemain on ne parlait que de ce numéro…Qu’on aime ou pas s’a fait jaser!
Posted by longsmai@optusnet.com.au on 04.08.06 at 8:00
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Posted by Guillaume .S on 04.08.06 at 8:00
Chapeau à cette femme.
Le public a dû être très surpris quand au déroulement de cette magie spéciale qui change des tours que l’on nous montre habituellement.
BRAVO !!!!!!!!
Posted by Fanfan on 04.08.06 at 8:00
Bravo à cette artiste ! Je plains ceux qui trouvent ce numéro vulgaire, l’humour est une preuve d’intelligence et 90% des gens sont des cons ! Ce qui expliquent les réactions négatives !!
Posted by Richard Boudreau on 04.08.06 at 8:00
Amusant et sans prétention. Pourquoi faire un débat ? Faut prendre les choses sans jugement. Vive la nudité !!!
Posted by Régent on 04.08.06 at 8:00
jE L’AI TROUVÃ? BIEN JOLIE, ELLE A OSÃ? ET C’EST SUPER, LA MAGIE EST SECONDAIRE MAIS LE TRUC RÃ?USSI LA MAGIE DU RIRE ET RIEN A CACHER LE TRUC C’EST DE DIVERTIR
Posted by Rich on 04.08.06 at 8:00
Ursula Martinez web site: http://www.ursulamartinez.com/
Posted by Freedom Fries on 04.08.06 at 8:00
hey US guys/girls who think that in THEIR country it’s always better than in the other…
u can say it sucks, you can say she’s ugly, you can say the trick is well known…
You are right… At least, as usual, you think you are.
But you forgot one thing…
You will never see that in your country on TV.
learn to have fun and come back
Posted by dada on 04.08.06 at 8:00
Moi, je trouve çà formidable ! et surtout je me pose la question mais comment fait_elle avec ce(s) foulard(s) ?
Posted by Pete on 04.08.06 at 8:00
Shagtastic!
Posted by St.Jacques on 04.08.06 at 8:00
My Name Is French. I was born in America. My ancestors are from Normandy 1652. I am 1/16th Native American Indian. Who cares what nationality people are? It’s 2006 for crying out loud. My kids are half Puerto Rican. You retarded BIGOTS will be phased out when every one has a natural tan in 2015. It was a good magic show. No more… no less.
Posted by Charles Coffman on 04.08.06 at 8:00
“Want a better one?” Sorry, I don’t get it. A lot of jabbering and repeated views of her nipple. What’s the deal? This is incredibly boring! Who is this woman? I don’t care . . . Ursula is the best. Why bother with uninteresting videos with dull other women? Blah blah. I wasted my time because of your recommendation butI don’t know why. Nothing happens, what are you talking about?
Charles
Posted by Pete on 04.08.06 at 8:00
Is this the babe who sung the theme to the movie “Titanic”?
Posted by Sylvie on 04.08.06 at 8:00
Très drôle, très original. Bravo !
Posted by Karine on 04.08.06 at 8:00
Sexy la madame!!!
Impressiionnant son truc de la fin…comment ça c’est rendu là ??
Posted by Regis on 04.08.06 at 8:00
Cela demontre l’absence totale d’hypocrisie des Canadiens face au sexe ! Pas comme ces Americains qui sont soit disant scandalisés en voyant la photo d’une mere donnant le sein a son bebe sur la couverture d’un magazine ! C’est ca que je trouve répugnant !!! Ah ces Canadiens, quel peuple merveilleux ! J’adore ! Quant à vous, Ursula, votre audace vous rend encore plus sexy ! Bravo ! En tout cas, rien de vulgaire la dedans !
Posted by anthony kinh on 04.08.06 at 8:00
Tres bien jouer.
Elle a du cran , Bravo
Posted by MISS THY NGUYEN on 04.08.06 at 8:00
Men tang nguoi dep man ao thuat nay de xem choi do buon.
Posted by Cyril on 04.08.06 at 8:00
Tout simplement trippant, parfait pour s’évader et la saluer, voir la glorifier
Pour ceux qui ont la critique facile, pensez-vous avoir de:
L’audace “positive” (surtout pour les timides), du courage (surtout pour les pudiques), de l’humour (surtout pour ceux qui ne connaissent pas l’ironie… comment font-ils dans la vie?), de la sincèrité (elle est comédienne donc vraie par rapport à sa vie de tous les jours), un talent “magique” (ou plutôt le “pouvoir” de faire rever son entourage) et du charme (un mélange de naturel, de folie, d’intelligence et de beauté) ?
Si quelqu’un ce reconnait dans ces caractéristiques c’est très bien.
Ursula elle, a tout ca
Posted by Vince on 04.08.06 at 8:00
So much comments for nothing…
Posted by Lucien on 04.08.06 at 8:00
je m’attendais à une conclusion plus humoristique. Cette séquence qui manque d’imaginaire ne fera pas avancer la culture, mais apres tout ce n’était pas une émission culturelle non plus, alors quand même, bravo l’artiste!
Posted by karmina on 04.08.06 at 8:00
super…
comment elle fait avec son foulard ???
Posted by d hooghe on 04.08.06 at 8:00
bon on veut bien
la dame a beaucoup d atouts
mais mis a part cela elle est charmante ou passe le chiffon rouge quand elle est nue
je veux bien quand elle est habillee elle peut la cacher dans ses vetements
mais juste a la fin ou passe le chiffon?
qui a la solution
Posted by patodipato on 04.08.06 at 8:00
En tout cas ! Elle ne se fait pas toute petite dans un mouchoir de poche !!! Ah pleurer de rire ! J’ irais bien chercher son mouchoir…
Posted by jm & coco on 04.08.06 at 8:00
IMPRESSIONNANTE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by podem on 04.08.06 at 8:00
CHAPEAU!, en effet s’il manquait quelquechose c’est un chapeau………. ceci dit, il faut être belle, pleine d’humour, de dextérité , d’assurance, de convivialité,savoir rester en-deça de la vulgarité par la grace et de la pornographie par la simplicité, donc chapeau!
Posted by rj on 04.08.06 at 8:00
Ã? 40 ans, elle a encore de beaux restes…
Artiste avec talent, de l’humour et une bonne musique pour l’accompagner…
Il y a certainement des “shows” plus nuls que ça sur terre!
I n’y pas de disgrace à se produire en spectacle…
Ce n’est pas dans la rue…
C’est plaisant pour les “payants”
alors nous qui voyons gratuits ;o)
Posted by Alain B on 04.08.06 at 8:00
Le Top ! je suis assis ! vraiment génial, du jamais vue.
Posted by Gwyddion on 04.08.06 at 8:00
Bravo pour son courage! Quant aux commentaires des anglophones, ils nous prouvent seulement encore une fois que les gens cultivés, chez eux, ce sont les touristes et les ressortissants étrangers…
Posted by sailorsaphir on 04.08.06 at 8:00
c’etait dans le spectacle La Clique cette annee.Un des meilleurs shows!C’etait dans le cadre d’un spectacle de burlesque.Cette fille avait un charisme incroyable et c’etait en effet tres humoristique!
Posted by MiaSimswann on 04.08.06 at 8:00